The Park

Spoilers Alert for Heroes!!!

Heroes = Orgy of HoYay!

Case #1. Sylar + Mohinder = SadoMasochistic Lurv

When Sylar assumed the name Zane, he and Mo forged an alliance. Viewers, the Hoyay-enthusiasts anyway, easily ignored the plot and focused their energies to the unholy pair. When they were partners, they were hott. But when they were unleashing their antagonistic, erm, desires, they were SIZZLING HOTT.

Mo softly whispers to Sylar, “It’s going to hurt.” And I was awashed with rampant Hoyay cheer.

Case #2. Death of Simore.

Hah. I think the writers offed her character for either three reasons. One, she has become a purty decoration. Two, it is for the time-old cliche “killing off the girlfriend to unleash the powah/angst”. Three, they want to take out the gal so no more gal distractions for the manly hotties. If you get my drift… winkwink.

Case #3. Hiro + Ando = The Bumbling Romance

Oh, come on. Hiro, playing the damsel-in-distress, is saved by Ando. I guess, that’s how they roll. =p

Case #4. Petrellicest = A whole lot of BroYay! chronicles

Milo is hott. Pasdar is HOTT. The two of them together. BOOM! I think that’s the reason why there will be a nuclear explosion in NYC. Nathan and Peter will finally admit their innermost desires.

NathanxPeter is my OTP.

Case #5. Peter + Sylar = Awesome.

You know where I am going from here, right. Their scene in Mo’s apartment is creepy but hott. And with Mo hanging down the ceiling… Voyeuristic. Hmm, kinky!

Okay, Heroes has reached the Hoyay levels where even Smallville can never achieve. Darnit, I have to wait seven more weeks for another feature of the Hoyay chronicles.

P.S. Studio 60 is kinda boring now. I haven’t watched it for a while.