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January 22, 2008

Food Porn

Filed under: Food, tv bits — Ten @ 4:26 am

Tall. Lanky. Athletically-challenged. A traveler and a foodie. A foul-mouthed, chain-smoking, middle-aged chef. A dozen more adjectives, good and bad, describe Anthony Bourdain. And then some.

I heart this guy.

Tony Bourdain’s No Reservations is must-see TV in our household. It’s just is. Could this be another case of food porn? Or does this fascination run deeper? Away from the poster card shots and safe destinations, NR is more intimate take on culture. It builds its niche by experiencing varying places through local color and cuisine. I wonder if this fascination boils down to finding a kindred spirit, ready to take on adventurous feasts.

Hm.

Nah. It’s all about food porn.

January 16, 2008

Persuasion ‘07: Run, Anne, Run

Filed under: tv bits — Ten @ 7:31 am

My introduction to Persuasion was freshman year in college. During my enthusiastic throes for Sense and Sensibility and Pride and Prejudice, I was determined to complete this Austen novel.

And so I read the first chapter. I was startled, and paused, then, grimaced. Persuasion — to a Ten in her teens — was gloomy, hard to comprehend, and overall unappealing. Anne Elliot seemed old and dispassionate and weak. Sad to say, I abandoned the novel.

Fast forward to a few years of Ten in the real world. A random selection on my Netflix queue brought a different light to first impressions. I cannot remember what pushed me to rent the 1995 adaptation of Persuasion. But I remember sitting on front of the TV screen, unmoving, as I watched the credits roll by. The next day, I head to the bookstore and grabbed the Austen novel. Two nights later, I knew it was true love.

Later still, Persuasion ranks as one of my favorite books. The 1995 adaptation ranks as one of my favorite films. I was thrilled at the news of Masterpiece Theater airing an ITV production. With Anthony Head playing as the vain and foolish Sir Elliot, no less. Expectations were high.

The latest incarnation’s first frames were wobbly images of a nervous Anne, marching around the Kellynch Hall. It was disconcerting, really. Sally Hawkins’ interpretation, fragile and easily discomposed, was not I envisioned. Still, she was a capable Anne Elliot. Rupert Penry-Jones’s Captain Wentworth was dashing, yet he felt lacking.

The supporting cast had acceptable performances. A few times, they showed flashes of luster. Still, the end result was not a pretty sight.

Tony Head’s Sir Elliot differed from the vain, foppish character in the novel. Instead, he came out angry, more autocratic. It was different, but I liked it. Tobias Menzies’ Mr. Elliot was smooth and slick, as was his character. He was a presence on screen, possibly a hair better than Sam West’s. Elizabeth and Mrs. Clay were unremarkable in their roles. Lady Russell seemed too soft to have been able to exert much influence over Anne. Henrietta and Louisa Musgroves were indistinguishable from one another. Louisa could’ve shown more spitfire than her ‘Catch me!’ routine. Mary was a caricature, yet oddly humorous. The rest of the Musgroves were forgettable.

The screenplay was also a hit and miss in many respects. I loved the line that came after Lady Russell said, ‘One day, you’ll find someone to love you as you deserve’. To which Anne replies poignantly, ‘I’m 27′. It was a high point, but it never soared more than that. It reshuffled key lines from the novel, and threw them in random scenes. Anne’s confession of the constancy of a woman’s love was a turning point for Captain Wentworth’s determination. But, it was sadly relegated as a minor scene with the captain out of earshot. The waltz in the end didn’t make any sense, unless you’ve read the book. There was no mention of Anne’s discontinuation of dance.

The tragedy of the poorly executed Persuasion lay on the hands of the director. His fondness of jerky camera work and many close-ups detracted, instead of enhancing the adult fairy tale. The handheld camera effect can give a sense of voyeurism, letting the audience be in the moment with the character. Instead, it felt like a gimmicky device, instead of a storytelling entity.

Despite the harsh words in this quasi-review, for a TV special, two-thirds of the show was decent and watchable. I came to like the jittery Anne and the captain. I was ready to forgive half of its flaws and recommend it to other viewers. That is, until I saw the pivotal scene, the climax that brought the lovers together, the key scene that was just before happily-ever-after.

For the last ten minutes, Anne was chanelling Lola. The breach of etiquette alone was mind-boggling. The sudden barrage of characters unwittingly separating Anne and Frederick resembled a comedy routine. Anne running across the streets went on and on. And on. And on. Then, our heroine found her hero. They looked at each other and kissed. All’s well in the fairy tale. I was relieved, yes. But not in ways I’d like to end my romances. At this point, I was in a state of disbelief, eye-rolling, and snorting. At this point, I was glad it was finished. At this point, the running torture was over.

Perhaps, a repeat viewing could change my mind from this grim impression of this TV movie. I had to watch P&P twice before I became enamoured with Matthew Macfadyen’s Mr. Darcy. It could happen. Maybe.

January 15, 2008

New Year’s Resolution #3

Filed under: life, tv bits — Ten @ 6:10 am

Find palatable programming.

Despite my position on reality tv, I came out of the closet and declared my enthusiasm for Dancing with the Stars, (Don’t be hating.) Dance Wars, A spin-off of DWTS premiered this year, and I had reason to be interested. So I watched. Not the first episode but the second one. I forgot to record the premiere– Nah. Actually, I forgot that it was airing this year. I don’t care much about the show to set the DVR. But when I came home tonight, someone recorded the second episode. So I thought to give it a try.

Dance Wars reminded me why I detest American Idol. Soulless performances. Then again, I’ve only heard a few bars from each performer. Maybe they’ll get, um, better… To be fair, two struck me as WOW. I LOVE Mariel’s voice. Some kind of awesome. And it’s not just because she Fil-Am. (I have moments of country pride, but that’s another matter.) Her dancing is so-so, but her vocal acrobatics are powerful. I’d love to hear a solo. I also enjoy Alyssa’s singing. Fa-boo. There’s something about her that really grabbed my attention. Carrie-ann had said, Alyssa has sparkle. And Carrie-Ann is right.

As for the rest of them, they’re blah.

Will I be following the rest of the season? Probably not. The group performances channeled high school variety shows featuring girl/boy band acts. Eww. Then again, the shallower side of me says yay. Yay means two names. Zack and Qis. Zack is boy-next door with a hard body called delish, and Qis is liquid chocolate eyes, white smile, and a hot mocha latte on a winter night.

Hm. Maybe I should rethink about this abandoning the show thing…

P.S. This is what happens when there’s nothing good on TV. Note to studio heads: YOU NEED WRITERS!! (On the bright side, Tony Bourdain’s No Reservation is on!!)

December 7, 2007

Mutants unite

Filed under: talk, tv bits — Ten @ 4:25 am

M.E. Day at FOX on Friday, Dec. 07. I know they are congregating in support of the WGA strike, and all. But if I were able to come, my reason would be to meet His Purpleness and Miss Espenson.

I wish I were in LA right now.

Grrr. Argh.

November 13, 2007

NaNoWriMo Intermission.

Filed under: nanowrimo, tv bits — Ten @ 2:18 am

Yep, I am still following the WGA strike coverage.

I legally download shows and watch streaming vids online, not because of moral reasons. I pay a couple of bucks for my two shows and wait for the ads, because of the convenience. And in show of support for the hard working writers, I have canceled my Amazon Unbox subscriptions for Heroes and Chuck. In the reason for cancellation box, I marked other and written, ‘In support of the WGA strike’. Also, I pledge NOT to watch any streaming shows online, until the strike ends.

So I’ll be reverting to the old-fashioned way: BT. Heh. Hey, if the writers aren’t getting any cent of my $1.89, the company won’t. I am leveling the playing field in my convoluted way. Think troll logic.

edit at 0223: I’ve added a a WGA-support icon on the sidebar. Snagged it from here. Credit to untilyoubelieve.

Damn, my sidebar is turning into MySpace fugly. I’m taking out the Moodget.

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